indie dev & narrative design consultants

Welcome to Size Five! We’re a BAFTA-winning game developer, and we also help people write funny-and-clever words for their own projects.

  • Lair of the Clockwork God

    point-and-click meets indie platformer

    pc | switch | xbox | ps

  • Behold the Kickmen

    totally accurate football simulator

    pc | switch

  • The Swindle

    steampunk cybercrime caper

    pc | switch | xbox | ps

  • Gun Monkeys

    2d multiplayer deathmatch

    [no longer available]

  • Privates

    sex-ed filth

    [pc]

  • Time Gentlemen, Please!

    the second dan and ben adventure

    pc

  • Ben There, Dan That!

    the first dan and ben adventure

    pc

  • Gibbage

    two-player mayhem, as featured in PC ZONE

    pc [email us for access]